I had a great idea for Thanksgiving this year. I usually cook for about 26 people, but this year I am only cooking for 19. With the smaller number, I thought I’d change it up a bit. I sat down yesterday to draft a menu and update some of the side dishes. Let me be clear, there is nothing wrong with the old favorites, they have been made for years for a reason, but I just thought we’d add variety.
I casually mentioned the changes to my husband, who balked. He wanted to keep the traditional offering, but I have to admit I was annoyed by his response. This is the man that insists that I make his mothers “traditional” stuffing, and when I say traditional, I mean boring. He has also been known to profess that “Turkey is turkey!”
Ummm. No, it’s not!
Whatever! I did what I normally do when I don’t like his response, I called my sister. Can you believe she sided with him? And to make things worse, my niece piped in her dissent!
Et tu, Brute? 😦
My sister had me on Bluetooth, so it went more like a conference call.
Me: “I was just calling to ask if corn casserole is a necessity, or if I can make a corn & quinoa salad instead.”
My Sister: “Wait, you can’t change Thanksgiving! It’s a tradition.”
My Niece: “Is she asking if she has to make corn casserole???”
Me: “I just thought I’d update the menu a bit. Simplify it a little.”
My Niece: “I wait 364 days to have corn casserole. You have to make it!”
My Brother-In-Law: “Ugh! Is she going all Food Fairy on us?”
Me: “Can I at least make carrots with parsnips?”
My Sister: “What are parsnips, and who would eat them? I am completely content with all yellow, brown, and white food on my Thanksgiving plate!”
Me: “Well, I thought some of it could be healthy, I know we have all been working hard to eat well.”
OVERWHELMING CHOURS: “NO ONE CARES ABOUT HEALTHY ON THANKSGIVING!”
So there you have it, the menu will stay the same. I tried to explain my disappointment to my husband, after the phone call ended. I shared my desire to update, simplify, and add new variety. I vented that my sisters get to change up Christmas and Easter. Why can’t I change Thanksgiving? To that, he explained how Thanksgiving is about tradition. Unfortunately, I chose a holiday where no one wants change. They DO wait 364 days to indulge in family food traditions and dishes that are reserved for this special feast. How can I argue with that?
This year, then menu will be the same, with minimal innovation, and I think I am okay with it.
Roasted Garlic Mashed Potatoes
Garlic Tossed Green Beans
Escalloped Apples & Cranberries
Roasted Carrots & Parsnips
Meme’s Green Jello (AKA “The Green Sh#*%”)
Garlic Roasted Cauliflower
…and most importantly, fall sangria!